Husband made deviled quail eggs

by Chip_mint

27 Comments

  1. EmperorBamboozler

    Then you ate them and shit on this plate of egg whites?

  2. SodaSkelly

    Now I’m imagining if he used a piping bag for it and had nicely arranged little shit piles

  3. be1izabeth0908

    Do quail yolks normally turn brown?
    I’m genuinely asking, because this looks radioactive.

  4. SweetMilitia

    Did the devil possess him to poop on top of them?

  5. unclejoe1917

    This is just making me angry and I don’t know what’s making me angrier, the color of shit or the absolute inability to put that shit accurately into the little egg white boats.

  6. elevator713

    Since when is dill the same color as poop? 🤨

  7. broccoli_toots

    How do you guys keep fucking up eggs so bad 😭😭

  8. Echo-Azure

    Why did he have a goose shit on his deviled quail eggs?

  9. IanInsanity666

    Did a quail shit on the eggs? What the hell am I looking at?!

  10. CashgrassorNopass

    Did he squeeze out the entrails while trying to get to the egg out of the poor quails?

  11. hollowbolding

    ‘added too much dill’ ok but did he remember to put anything else in, such as the yolks, or is this just a hellish suspension of all the dill in the house and some oil

  12. Fuck that. That looks like Canadian geese shit all over those eggs.

  13. AcornWholio

    It’s time to sit him down and tell him you’re gonna need him to clock out of devilled egg duty.

    Because baby, if you served these up at a funeral we were both at, I’d jump into the coffin.

  14. Besbrains

    I pull black stuff like this from the shower drain every now and then

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